| Faked Anis: |
Shalom faked Deputy Minister. |
| Faked Deputy Minister: |
Shalom and another Shalom. |
| Faked Anis: |
You said you would bring a bigger Shoa to the Palestinians. |
| FDM: |
This is of course utter nonsense. |
| Faked Anis: |
So what did you say? |
| FDM: |
I said the stepped-up rocket fire will trigger a bigger Shoa. |
| Faked Anis: |
Well, where is the difference? |
| FDM: |
I never said Israel would do that. |
| Faked Anis: |
Who else, Colombia? Turkey? |
| FDM: |
No no, they are doing it themselves. The Palestinians. |
| Faked Anis: |
What are they doing? |
| FDM: |
Shoa. Shoa. |
| Faked Anis: |
I don't quite follow. |
| FDM: |
They shoot rockets although they know they will suffer. |
| Faked Anis: |
Most of those, who suffer, do not shoot rockets. |
| FDM: |
T-h-e-c-i-v-i-l-i-a-n-s-s-h-e-l-t-e-r-t-h-e-t-e-r-r-o-r-i-s-t-s. |
| Faked Anis: |
They suffer anyway. There is an occupation going on. |
| FDM: |
That is only a pretext. No one really cares for that. |
| Faked Anis: |
You obviously don't. So the situation reminds you of the Shoa, right? |
| FDM: |
Yes. |
| Faked Anis: |
With the Palestinians as Nazis and Jews in one? |
| FDM: |
Rather the first. |
| Faked Anis: |
Or maybe you meant that Israel is like Germany, both have a Shoa? |
| FDM: |
This has nothing to do with Israel. |
| Faked Anis: |
The blood and soil ideology ... |
| FDM: |
Mind you, we are a democracy. |
| Faked Anis: |
... living space in the East ... |
| FDM: |
The wall stays where it is! |
| Faked Anis: |
... violence as the major political method ... |
| FDM: |
Of course, we are confronted with hate. They want to kill us all. |
| Faked Anis: |
... systematic and collective persecution of minorities ... |
| FDM: |
I have no idea who you are talking about. |
| Faked Anis: |
... expulsion and confiscation ... |
| FDM: |
That was long ago. |
| Faked Anis: |
... prisons for 10.000 ethnically singled out people ... |
| FDM: |
For a moment I thought you would say concentration camps. |
| Faked Anis: |
Ten thousand terrorists? |
| FDM: |
Probably more. They grow like weed. |
| Faked Anis: |
Don't you think your behavior only brings more violence? |
| FDM: |
This old chestnut. Look, TELL THAT TO THE TERRORISTS. |
| Faked Anis: |
The question remains how you want to succeed with your policy. |
| FDM: |
You are quite right, we need a solution. |
| Faked Anis: |
And what kind of solution are you thinking of? |
| FDM: |
Well, let's face facts: they will never stop hating us. |
| Faked Anis: |
So? |
| FDM: |
Israel is longing for a lasting solution. |
| Faked Anis: |
For a moment I thought you would say final solution. |
| FDM: |
Yeah, a kind of final solution. |
| Faked Anis: |
Gulp |
| FDM: |
You don't know how hard decisions can really be. |
| Faked Anis: |
I have a notion. |
| FDM: |
No, for oneself, I mean. You lay awake at night and stuff. |
| Faked Anis: |
How inconvenient! |
| FDM: |
It is terrible. |
| Faked Anis: |
And what do you think is the reason ... |
| FDM: |
They are just uncivilized, if you ask me. Plus Islam is anti-Semitic, you are just not allowed to openly say it. |
| Faked Anis: |
No I mean the reason why the human rights were established? |
| FDM: |
Oh that! That was after the Shoa. |
| Faked Anis: |
Which one? |
| FDM: |
Ha ha, you got a sense o'humor, I like that. |
| Faked Anis: |
And why were they established? |
| FDM: |
"Established" is a relative term. |
| Faked Anis: |
Proclaimed? |
| FDM: |
Yeah. Proclaimed is much better. |
| Faked Anis: |
Are they important, at all? |
| FDM: |
In times of peace, yes. |
| Faked Anis: |
Did you ever experience times of peace? |
| FDM: |
No, but you know why that is. |
| Faked Anis: |
Eye-witnesses in Gaza talk about human legs, fingers and body parts scattered in the streets. |
| FDM: |
The usual propaganda. What would you expect? |
| Faked Anis: |
And what do you expect? |
| FDM: |
We will do everything for Israel's security. |
| Faked Anis: |
Everything? |
| FDM: |
You have no idea about the dangers Israel faces. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes I have. You are in danger of destroying yourself and everyone around you. |
| FDM: |
If you say this I must end the interview. |
| Faked Anis: |
Why? |
| FDM: |
Because you are being unfair. |
| Faked Anis: |
Oh. Always so misunderstood, eh? |
| FDM: |
Indeed, yes. If you could just understand ... |
| Faked Anis: |
That you take revenge on Hitler via the Palestinians? |
| FDM: |
No the threat. The threat we live under, day by day. |
| Faked Anis: |
Aren't the Palestinians threatened? Your government behaves like the worst terrorists. |
| FDM: |
Yeah they shall feel it! |
| Faked Anis: |
But you are a government with bombs and tanks. |
| FDM: |
The USA and Europe knew about Gaza before we did it. They did not argue much. |
| Faked Anis: |
And did they like your Shoa quote, too? |
| FDM: |
Maybe you should just open your eyes to the facts! |
