| Faked Anis: |
Hello faked Bishop. |
| Faked Bishop: |
Good evening. |
| Faked Anis: |
So you went to Palestine. |
| Faked Bishop: |
We went to Israel and the occupied territories, yes. |
| Faked Anis: |
And you criticized Israel for human rights violations, didn't you? |
| Faked Bishop: |
Only at first. |
| Faked Anis: |
Only at first? |
| Faked Bishop: |
Yes, at first we did and now we don't. |
| Faked Anis: |
Oh, that's awkward. |
| Faked Bishop: |
Not at all. |
| Faked Anis: |
No? |
| Faked Bishop: |
Of course not. We are Germans. |
| Faked Anis: |
So? |
| Faked Bishop: |
We must accept that it is not easy for our former victims. |
| Faked Anis: |
The Zionists? |
| Faked Bishop: |
The Jews. |
| Faked Anis: |
And what about the Zionists? |
| Faked Bishop: |
Who is that? I never heard of them. |
| Faked Anis: |
Oh, well, the Zionist State follows an aggressive selfish policy. |
| Faked Bishop: |
Really? |
| Faked Anis: |
Yeah, you see, all the violence against Palestinians. |
| Faked Bishop: |
Yeah, I saw that. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yeah, and you said it is wrong. |
| Faked Bishop: |
No please, I really am only devoted to God. |
| Faked Anis: |
God don't like it, either. |
| Faked Bishop: |
This is beyond our capacities. |
| Faked Anis: |
So they brainwashed you, ey? |
| Faked Bishop: |
What? |
| Faked Anis: |
Well, all those Israeli ambassadors and Zionists. |
| Faked Bishop: |
They called it close to anti-Semitism. |
| Faked Anis: |
This is what they say about all critics. |
| Faked Bishop: |
I finally understood. |
| Faked Anis: |
They told you how to behave. |
| Faked Bishop: |
They convinced me. |
| Faked Anis: |
Of course. |
| Faked Bishop: |
I swear. |
| Faked Anis: |
Did you ever think about credibility? |
| Faked Bishop: |
In which sense? |
| Faked Anis: |
You trust an ambassador more than your own eyes. |
| Faked Bishop: |
I dreamt I saw a huge wall! |
| Faked Anis: |
This wasn't a dream. |
| Faked Bishop: |
The ambassador told me so. |
| Faked Anis: |
I see. |
| Faked Bishop: |
The good thing about Christianity is... |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes? |
| Faked Bishop: |
...that you always have someone to tell you... |
| Faked Anis: |
...what to think and what to do? |
| Faked Bishop: |
It is a relief. |
| Faked Anis: |
And Hitler? |
| Faked Bishop: |
What do you mean? |
| Faked Anis: |
Nazi Germany? Role of the church? |
| Faked Bishop: |
I have no idea what you are talking about. |
| Faked Anis: |
Human rights violations. |
| Faked Bishop: |
The Israelis are the exact opposite of Hitler. |
| Faked Anis: |
Why? |
| Faked Bishop: |
They were the victims. |
| Faked Anis: |
The Zionists? |
| Faked Bishop: |
The Jews! |
| Faked Anis: |
Don't you think you're kind of treasoning your religion? |
| Faked Bishop: |
No. |
| Faked Anis: |
It was just a question. |
| Faked Bishop: |
We must seek to end the Middle East conflict. |
| Faked Anis: |
Without criticizing Israel, that is. |
| Faked Bishop: |
You must understand Israel. |
| Faked Anis: |
Must I? |
| Faked Bishop: |
Yes you must, or all the victims of the Holocaust will curse you. |
| Faked Anis: |
What nonsense. |
| Faked Bishop: |
They feel the pain again... |
| Faked Anis: |
Who, the Palestinians? |
| Faked Bishop: |
Please don't say this word. |
| Faked Anis: |
What, Palestinians? |
| Faked Bishop: |
It is the Jews. Them, of course, our former victims. |
| Faked Anis: |
I rather think it's the brainwash. |
| Faked Bishop: |
No, I just don't trust my eyes anymore, that's all. |
| Faked Anis: |
But how? |
| Faked Bishop: |
I was so sure that it is not right... |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes. |
| Faked Bishop: |
I thought Israel is wrong with all this violence. |
| Faked Anis: |
You said it when you were there. |
| Faked Bishop: |
I thought I saw cruelty and shame. |
| Faked Anis: |
Committed by Israel. |
| Faked Bishop: |
But I was wrong, and now I'm saved. |
| Faked Anis: |
Are you sure you did not forget anything? |
| Faked Bishop: |
Like what? |
| Faked Anis: |
Human rights, international law, Geneva Conventions, principles of your church, common sense.... |
| Faked Bishop: |
I don't remember these concepts. Everything is so far away now. |
| Faked Anis: |
I see. |
| Faked Bishop: |
We must urgently make peace in the Middle East! |
