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FAKED DUDE INTERVIEW (9)
Anis, 25 February 2003

Faked Anis: Hello faked dude.
Faked Dude: Hello faked Anis.
Faked Anis: Who is this guy in the cage behind your back?
Faked Dude: Is this your way to start a conversation?
Faked Anis: And what should I have said?
Faked Dude: You could have asked me how I am.
Faked Anis: And how are you?
Faked Dude: Well, it is not so easy, you see.
Faked Anis: And who is the guy in the cage over there?
Faked Dude: Yeah OK, you see, NOW is the right time for this question!
Faked Anis: I learn fast.
Faked Dude: Well done!
Faked Anis: And the guy?
Faked Dude: Is basically one of the reasons that... aargh!
Faked Anis: What happened?
Faked Dude: He hit me in the back.
Faked Anis: What are you doing there??!
Faked Dude: ...
Faked Anis: Is this a club you have there?
Faked Dude: It is a poker.
Faked Anis: A poker?
Faked Dude: Yes. I am beating this man with it.
Faked Anis: But why?
Faked Dude: He must learn not to hit me in the back.
Faked Anis: Please step aside, let me see this man.
Faked Dude: Not so important. I am sorry for the inconvenience.
Faked Anis: Why is he in this cage?
Faked Dude: Oh, this is a long story.
Faked Anis: OK.
Faked Dude: There had been a lot of suffering in my family.
Faked Anis: I am sorry to hear this.
Faked Dude: Yes. It is even too cruel to be imagined.
Faked Anis: And what happened?
Faked Dude: After the cruelties my family came to this place to find peace.
Faked Anis: In this village?
Faked Dude: Yes, it is the place of our oldest ancestors. It is a holy place.
Faked Anis: I see.
Faked Dude: Do you know what a holy place is?
Faked Anis: Yes I know what a holy place is.
Faked Dude: Ah OK, then you know.
Faked Anis: And why is the guy in the cage?
Faked Dude: He is aggressive, you see. So I must cage him.
Faked Anis: What is his name? He looks hungry.
Faked Dude: Yes yes, he does that because you are watching him.
Faked Anis: I can hardly see him, you are standing right in front of him.
Faked Dude: But he knows that you are there, so he makes his show.
Faked Anis: What wrong has he done?
Faked Dude: He hated our family from the day we settled next to this estate here.
Faked Anis: And who is in charge of this estate here now?
Faked Dude: Our family. You see, his family had been hostile all the time.
Faked Anis: But someone has to be in charge of the estate...
Faked Dude: Exactly.
Faked Anis: And the other family members?
Faked Dude: Are just as aggressive. They throw stones from out of their cages, can you imagine?
Faked Anis: Where are they?
Faked Dude: Here on the estate. Somewhere else.
Faked Anis: What are you doing there?!!
Faked Dude: I'm poking this guy with the poker! He must learn to behave!
Faked Anis: Oh my God! You are killing him!
Faked Dude: No no, don't worry, he is used to that.
Faked Anis: Oh my God!
Faked Dude: Didn't you see how he hit me from behind? Look I'm bleeding!
Faked Anis: But you...
Faked Dude: Look, this bastard had a faked razor blade in his pocket!!
Faked Anis: Please stop!
Faked Dude: Here, look, is this a razor blade or not?
Faked Anis: Yes it is.
Faked Dude: And was it in his possession?
Faked Anis: Please, I don't want to...
Faked Dude: Is this polite of him? I think he'll soon be taken away!
Faked Anis: I don't know what to say.
Faked Dude: I come from an educated family, you know. We had famous artists in our history.
Faked Anis: I see.
Faked Dude: But this man is not only aggressive.
Faked Anis: What do you mean?
Faked Dude: He is also malicious. Like the people who hurt us.
Faked Anis: You mean before you settled here?
Faked Dude: There are some similarities. They want to kill us with the same old tricks.
Faked Anis: And will he always be in this cage?
Faked Dude: No no, I am not a monster. But they must learn first.
Faked Anis: Do you know what the people felt who hurt you?
Faked Dude: Why don't we rather talk about nicer things!
Faked Anis: It is a catastrophe.
Faked Dude: Yes you are right. But there is nothing we can do.
Faked Anis: Release them!
Faked Dude: Oh no, if we released them they would kill us instantly.
Faked Anis: You beat him all the time with this poker.
Faked Dude: Did you not see the razor blade?! We talked about that issue before.
Faked Anis: It is so terrible.
Faked Dude: You don't have the faintest idea of how terrible MY life is with this potential aggressor.
Faked Anis: Of course.
Faked Dude: You cannot live in peace when your evil neighbor doesn't let you.
Faked Anis: Who do you mean now?
Faked Dude: This uneducated, aggressive, brutal and ugly man!
Faked Anis: Oh this one! Now I understand.
Faked Dude: Good, so you understand. Come, I show you my new peppermint-beds!


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