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FAKED INTERVIEW (7)
Anis, 07 September 2002

Faked Anis: Hello faked Israeli.
Faked Israeli: Hello faked Anis.
Faked Anis: With you I also have a conflict.
Faked Israeli: With me?
Faked Anis: Of course.
Faked Israeli: Now hold on for a second! I am a peace activist.
Faked Anis: You are an Israeli and I am a Palestinian.
Faked Israeli: But we can still be friends.
Faked Anis: Yes, but we are not, because you don't want to see who I am.
Faked Israeli: But you know that I am for the rights of the Palestinians.
Faked Anis: But you let your people do it.
Faked Israeli: And what shall I do?
Faked Anis: It is your people. Talk to them.
Faked Israeli: But they don't listen.
Faked Anis: Then show them that you don't like what they do.
Faked Israeli: But how?
Faked Anis: Don't get used to circular thinking. Your guys really exaggerate.
Faked Israeli: I can't stop them. And... I love them.
Faked Anis: I can't help if you love extreme soldiers, but then you have a responsibility.
Faked Israeli: Why don't we talk about our similarities more?
Faked Anis: Because the Palestinians are under siege.
Faked Israeli: Under control, you mean.
Faked Anis: Oh no, they are definitively not under control. They are under siege.
Faked Israeli: Hm.
Faked Anis: They are in pain now while we are talking.
Faked Israeli: Yes I know.
Faked Anis: Yes you know but you don't care.
Faked Israeli I read that last interview with the faked Palestinian.
Faked Anis: I'm sure you did.
Faked Israeli: It was funny.
Faked Anis: Why, don't you have an establishment in Israel?
Faked Israeli: I don't know.
Faked Anis: Oh my God!
Faked Israeli: I guess we have one. It is a bit complicated.
Faked Anis: See you also avoid conflicts.
Faked Israeli: Nonsense. First I have only little time, second I avoid nothing.
Faked Anis: Of course, everytime I come a bit too close, then you escape.
Faked Israeli: Ridiculous.
Faked Anis: You escape into the complicated Jewish past.
Faked Israeli: Don't say that.
Faked Anis: I just wait for the word.
Faked Israeli: Which word?
Faked Anis: Your favourite word.
Faked Israeli What, Zionism?
Faked Anis: No. What, Zionism is your favourite word??
Faked Israeli: No.
Faked Anis: Then why did you say it?
Faked Israeli: I just expected you to be expecting me to say it.
Faked Anis: But why?
Faked Israeli: Well, that's a bit complicated...
Faked Anis: Because of the Jewish history?
Faked Israeli: Now please don't become anti-Semitic.
Faked Anis: There it was.
Faked Israeli: What?
Faked Anis: The word I was waiting for.
Faked Israeli: Very funny.
Faked Anis: Yeah but you always say anti-Semitic, it's really boring me.
Faked Israeli: You just don't know what anti-Semitism really is.
Faked Anis: Yes yes I know, everybody hates the Jews.
Faked Israeli DON'T make fun of this.
Faked Anis: It's a bloody anti-Semitic world, isn't it?
Faked Israeli: Please stop that!
Faked Anis: Wherever you go, bus station, pet shop, garage, anti-Semitism, anti-Semitism
Faked Israeli: You stop that!
Faked Anis: Why, is it anti-Semitic?
Faked Israeli: Actually, yes.
Faked Anis: And how many people are able to understand the complexity of anti-Semitism?
Faked Israeli: About five.
Faked Anis: Yes this is what I thought. And the rest is not allowed to criticize the Jews.
Faked Israeli: You cannot say "The Jews", they are all different from each other.
Faked Anis: Yeah, like this you try to escape conflicts.
Faked Israeli: No, you don't understand.
Faked Anis: Look the toes of my foot are also all different, but they still are the toes.
Faked Israeli: You are comparing Jews to tiny objects!
Faked Anis: Oh, c'mon. And you also speak about "the Palestinians".
Faked Israeli So what?
Faked Anis: The Palestinians are all different, too.
Faked Israeli: Of course they are.
Faked Anis: You never come to the point of discussing the important issues.
Faked Israeli: My work as a peace activist leaves not much time for that.
Faked Anis: You are absolutely fascinating.
Faked Israeli: Thank you for your attention.
Faked Anis: Yeah I guess this is what you want with all this anti-Semitism talk.
Faked Israeli: No it is just the Jewish history, it is important.
Faked Anis: No, it is YOUR history and YOU want to be important.
Faked Israeli: I can tell you the same.
Faked Anis: Yes, but it sounds alright when I say it.
Faked Israeli: And why are you so hostile?
Faked Anis: You only see yourself. You don't even see the Palestinians.
Faked Israeli: I told the stores to boykott the settlement tomatoes.
Faked Anis: Where is the proportion? You arranged yourself with the conflict, and I don't like it.
Faked Israeli We can only go in very tiny steps. There is nothing I could do.
Faked Anis: Did you ever think about setting a sign of peace with me?
Faked Israeli: With you??
Faked Anis: If you can't have peace with me, how do you want to have peace with the Palestinians?
Faked Israeli: Step by step.
Faked Anis: Bye, faked Israeli.
Faked Israeli: Bye faked Anis.

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