| Faked Anis: |
Hello faked Israeli. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Hello faked Anis. |
| Faked Anis: |
With you I also have a conflict. |
| Faked Israeli: |
With me? |
| Faked Anis: |
Of course. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Now hold on for a second! I am a peace activist. |
| Faked Anis: |
You are an Israeli and I am a Palestinian. |
| Faked Israeli: |
But we can still be friends. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes, but we are not, because you don't want to see who I am. |
| Faked Israeli: |
But you know that I am for the rights of the Palestinians. |
| Faked Anis: |
But you let your people do it. |
| Faked Israeli: |
And what shall I do? |
| Faked Anis: |
It is your people. Talk to them. |
| Faked Israeli: |
But they don't listen. |
| Faked Anis: |
Then show them that you don't like what they do. |
| Faked Israeli: |
But how? |
| Faked Anis: |
Don't get used to circular thinking. Your guys really exaggerate. |
| Faked Israeli: |
I can't stop them. And... I love them. |
| Faked Anis: |
I can't help if you love extreme soldiers, but then you have a responsibility. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Why don't we talk about our similarities more? |
| Faked Anis: |
Because the Palestinians are under siege. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Under control, you mean. |
| Faked Anis: |
Oh no, they are definitively not under control. They are under siege. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Hm. |
| Faked Anis: |
They are in pain now while we are talking. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Yes I know. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes you know but you don't care. |
| Faked Israeli |
I read that last interview with the faked Palestinian. |
| Faked Anis: |
I'm sure you did. |
| Faked Israeli: |
It was funny. |
| Faked Anis: |
Why, don't you have an establishment in Israel? |
| Faked Israeli: |
I don't know. |
| Faked Anis: |
Oh my God! |
| Faked Israeli: |
I guess we have one. It is a bit complicated. |
| Faked Anis: |
See you also avoid conflicts. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Nonsense. First I have only little time, second I avoid nothing. |
| Faked Anis: |
Of course, everytime I come a bit too close, then you escape. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Ridiculous. |
| Faked Anis: |
You escape into the complicated Jewish past. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Don't say that. |
| Faked Anis: |
I just wait for the word. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Which word? |
| Faked Anis: |
Your favourite word. |
| Faked Israeli |
What, Zionism? |
| Faked Anis: |
No. What, Zionism is your favourite word?? |
| Faked Israeli: |
No. |
| Faked Anis: |
Then why did you say it? |
| Faked Israeli: |
I just expected you to be expecting me to say it. |
| Faked Anis: |
But why? |
| Faked Israeli: |
Well, that's a bit complicated... |
| Faked Anis: |
Because of the Jewish history? |
| Faked Israeli: |
Now please don't become anti-Semitic. |
| Faked Anis: |
There it was. |
| Faked Israeli: |
What? |
| Faked Anis: |
The word I was waiting for. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Very funny. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yeah but you always say anti-Semitic, it's really boring me. |
| Faked Israeli: |
You just don't know what anti-Semitism really is. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes yes I know, everybody hates the Jews. |
| Faked Israeli |
DON'T make fun of this. |
| Faked Anis: |
It's a bloody anti-Semitic world, isn't it? |
| Faked Israeli: |
Please stop that! |
| Faked Anis: |
Wherever you go, bus station, pet shop, garage, anti-Semitism, anti-Semitism |
| Faked Israeli: |
You stop that! |
| Faked Anis: |
Why, is it anti-Semitic? |
| Faked Israeli: |
Actually, yes. |
| Faked Anis: |
And how many people are able to understand the complexity of anti-Semitism? |
| Faked Israeli: |
About five. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes this is what I thought. And the rest is not allowed to criticize the Jews. |
| Faked Israeli: |
You cannot say "The Jews", they are all different from each other. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yeah, like this you try to escape conflicts. |
| Faked Israeli: |
No, you don't understand. |
| Faked Anis: |
Look the toes of my foot are also all different, but they still are the toes. |
| Faked Israeli: |
You are comparing Jews to tiny objects! |
| Faked Anis: |
Oh, c'mon. And you also speak about "the Palestinians". |
| Faked Israeli |
So what? |
| Faked Anis: |
The Palestinians are all different, too. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Of course they are. |
| Faked Anis: |
You never come to the point of discussing the important issues. |
| Faked Israeli: |
My work as a peace activist leaves not much time for that. |
| Faked Anis: |
You are absolutely fascinating. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Thank you for your attention. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yeah I guess this is what you want with all this anti-Semitism talk. |
| Faked Israeli: |
No it is just the Jewish history, it is important. |
| Faked Anis: |
No, it is YOUR history and YOU want to be important. |
| Faked Israeli: |
I can tell you the same. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes, but it sounds alright when I say it. |
| Faked Israeli: |
And why are you so hostile? |
| Faked Anis: |
You only see yourself. You don't even see the Palestinians. |
| Faked Israeli: |
I told the stores to boykott the settlement tomatoes. |
| Faked Anis: |
Where is the proportion? You arranged yourself with the conflict, and I don't like it. |
| Faked Israeli |
We can only go in very tiny steps. There is nothing I could do. |
| Faked Anis: |
Did you ever think about setting a sign of peace with me? |
| Faked Israeli: |
With you?? |
| Faked Anis: |
If you can't have peace with me, how do you want to have peace with the Palestinians? |
| Faked Israeli: |
Step by step. |
| Faked Anis: |
Bye, faked Israeli. |
| Faked Israeli: |
Bye faked Anis. |
