| Faked Anis: |
Hello faked Palestinian. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Hello faked Anis. |
| Faked Anis: |
I think we have a conflict. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No. |
| Faked Anis: |
No? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No. |
| Faked Anis: |
Oh, I see. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yes. |
| Faked Anis: |
And why don't we have a conflict? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Because we are both Palestinians. |
| Faked Anis: |
So? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Palestinians are like one big family. We never have conflicts. |
| Faked Anis: |
I think I have a conflict with the Palestinian establishment. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
The Palestinians don't even have an establishment. |
| Faked Anis: |
Oh, don't they? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No. How could we establish anything under these circumstances? |
| Faked Anis: |
But I am sure there is a conflict. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Look: the Palestinians have a conflict with Israel and not with each other. |
| Faked Anis: |
But everybody has conflicts. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No, I don't. I am friendly to everybody, except for Zionists. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes, but you avoid conflict issues. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Nonsense. First I have not so much time. Second I avoid nothing. |
| Faked Anis: |
You avoid talking about the establishment, for example. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Man, there is no establishment. |
| Faked Anis: |
You avoid to talk about our conflicts. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
We have no conflicts. |
| Faked Anis: |
You avoid to talk about my feelings. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
You have... |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Nothing. |
| Faked Anis: |
Nothing? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yes. |
| Faked Anis: |
Did I hurt your feelings? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
A little, but it's alright. We are a family. |
| Faked Anis: |
Did you hurt my feelings? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No. I would never do that. |
| Faked Anis: |
But you did. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No I didn't. |
| Faked Anis: |
I say we have a different concept of violence. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No we haven't. |
| Faked Anis: |
And of tolerance and of suffering. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No, you hurt me with your aggressive violence. I am never so aggressive. |
| Faked Anis: |
This is not violence. It is a conflict. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Let us just be normal again and forget about everything. |
| Faked Anis: |
No, I cannot. What is normal for you? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Like in the family, bro. |
| Faked Anis: |
Look man this I call establishment. It is the silence about conflicts. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
You are a quick drawer of conclusions. |
| Faked Anis: |
What? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
You make assumptions about things I never talked about. |
| Faked Anis: |
Man, I make them BECAUSE you never talked about them. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Look man, I did not do anything. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes man, that's what I am saying. You are ignoring things that are important to me. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
I know nothing about this. Don't be ridiculous. |
| Faked Anis: |
We have different views about central issues. We are political opponents. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No, we are not. |
| Faked Anis: |
See you ignore it. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No, we just aren't. This is all only in your head. Why are you making trouble? |
| Faked Anis: |
I have a conflict with the establishment, because I want something new. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Did they tell you? |
| Faked Anis: |
No they don't talk to somebody who wants something new. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Assumptions! How do you know about them, if they did not tell you? |
| Faked Anis: |
I will explain to you... |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Look, you are saying that a non-existant establishment said nothing. |
| Faked Anis: |
Brother I give you my honest feelings. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yes yes I am tolerant. |
| Faked Anis: |
Tolerant? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yes, well, we all have a temper sometimes. |
| Faked Anis: |
No no, we have completely different views. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
You focus on tiny differences and make them big like elephants. |
| Faked Anis: |
I rest my case. You defeated me. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
I did not defeat you, we did not even have an argument. |
| Faked Anis: |
But I feel defeated. You don't understand... |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No YOU don't understand. Look brother: who is the one saying we have a conflict? |
| Faked Anis: |
Well, I. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yeah, and who is the one saying that we don't have a conflict? |
| Faked Anis: |
You. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yeah. See? |
| Faked Anis: |
See what? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Well, who makes peace, the one who has a conflict or the other one? |
| Faked Anis: |
You don't mean this seriously, do you? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Didn't you yourself say that we Palestinians have to stick together? |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Well, why don't you do it then? |
| Faked Anis: |
Like in the family, you mean? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yeah. |
| Faked Anis: |
Well, my Daddy beat me. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
I asked you something. |
| Faked Anis: |
What? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Why don't you stick together and make peace like me? |
| Faked Anis: |
I do. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No. Your aggression is a disguised form of violence. |
| Faked Anis: |
We have a conflict about our definitions of violence. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No man, you. You have a conflict. I have no conflict. |
| Faked Anis: |
It is difficult, isn't it? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No, it is not difficult. You make it difficult, that's all. |
| Faked Anis: |
If you can't have peace with me, how do you want to have peace with the Israelis? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
I want peace. You don't want peace. When will you listen to me? |
| Faked Anis: |
Bye faked Palestinian. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
By faked Anis |
