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Anis, 05 September 2002

Faked Anis: Hello faked Palestinian.
Faked Palestinian: Hello faked Anis.
Faked Anis: I think we have a conflict.
Faked Palestinian: No.
Faked Anis: No?
Faked Palestinian: No.
Faked Anis: Oh, I see.
Faked Palestinian: Yes.
Faked Anis: And why don't we have a conflict?
Faked Palestinian: Because we are both Palestinians.
Faked Anis: So?
Faked Palestinian: Palestinians are like one big family. We never have conflicts.
Faked Anis: I think I have a conflict with the Palestinian establishment.
Faked Palestinian: The Palestinians don't even have an establishment.
Faked Anis: Oh, don't they?
Faked Palestinian: No. How could we establish anything under these circumstances?
Faked Anis: But I am sure there is a conflict.
Faked Palestinian: Look: the Palestinians have a conflict with Israel and not with each other.
Faked Anis: But everybody has conflicts.
Faked Palestinian: No, I don't. I am friendly to everybody, except for Zionists.
Faked Anis: Yes, but you avoid conflict issues.
Faked Palestinian: Nonsense. First I have not so much time. Second I avoid nothing.
Faked Anis: You avoid talking about the establishment, for example.
Faked Palestinian: Man, there is no establishment.
Faked Anis: You avoid to talk about our conflicts.
Faked Palestinian: We have no conflicts.
Faked Anis: You avoid to talk about my feelings.
Faked Palestinian: You have...
Faked Anis: Yes?
Faked Palestinian: Nothing.
Faked Anis: Nothing?
Faked Palestinian: Yes.
Faked Anis: Did I hurt your feelings?
Faked Palestinian: A little, but it's alright. We are a family.
Faked Anis: Did you hurt my feelings?
Faked Palestinian: No. I would never do that.
Faked Anis: But you did.
Faked Palestinian: No I didn't.
Faked Anis: I say we have a different concept of violence.
Faked Palestinian: No we haven't.
Faked Anis: And of tolerance and of suffering.
Faked Palestinian: No, you hurt me with your aggressive violence. I am never so aggressive.
Faked Anis: This is not violence. It is a conflict.
Faked Palestinian: Let us just be normal again and forget about everything.
Faked Anis: No, I cannot. What is normal for you?
Faked Palestinian: Like in the family, bro.
Faked Anis: Look man this I call establishment. It is the silence about conflicts.
Faked Palestinian: You are a quick drawer of conclusions.
Faked Anis: What?
Faked Palestinian: You make assumptions about things I never talked about.
Faked Anis: Man, I make them BECAUSE you never talked about them.
Faked Palestinian: Look man, I did not do anything.
Faked Anis: Yes man, that's what I am saying. You are ignoring things that are important to me.
Faked Palestinian: I know nothing about this. Don't be ridiculous.
Faked Anis: We have different views about central issues. We are political opponents.
Faked Palestinian: No, we are not.
Faked Anis: See you ignore it.
Faked Palestinian: No, we just aren't. This is all only in your head. Why are you making trouble?
Faked Anis: I have a conflict with the establishment, because I want something new.
Faked Palestinian: Did they tell you?
Faked Anis: No they don't talk to somebody who wants something new.
Faked Palestinian: Assumptions! How do you know about them, if they did not tell you?
Faked Anis: I will explain to you...
Faked Palestinian: Look, you are saying that a non-existant establishment said nothing.
Faked Anis: Brother I give you my honest feelings.
Faked Palestinian: Yes yes I am tolerant.
Faked Anis: Tolerant?
Faked Palestinian: Yes, well, we all have a temper sometimes.
Faked Anis: No no, we have completely different views.
Faked Palestinian: You focus on tiny differences and make them big like elephants.
Faked Anis: I rest my case. You defeated me.
Faked Palestinian: I did not defeat you, we did not even have an argument.
Faked Anis: But I feel defeated. You don't understand...
Faked Palestinian: No YOU don't understand. Look brother: who is the one saying we have a conflict?
Faked Anis: Well, I.
Faked Palestinian: Yeah, and who is the one saying that we don't have a conflict?
Faked Anis: You.
Faked Palestinian: Yeah. See?
Faked Anis: See what?
Faked Palestinian: Well, who makes peace, the one who has a conflict or the other one?
Faked Anis: You don't mean this seriously, do you?
Faked Palestinian: Didn't you yourself say that we Palestinians have to stick together?
Faked Anis: Yes.
Faked Palestinian: Well, why don't you do it then?
Faked Anis: Like in the family, you mean?
Faked Palestinian: Yeah.
Faked Anis: Well, my Daddy beat me.
Faked Palestinian: I asked you something.
Faked Anis: What?
Faked Palestinian: Why don't you stick together and make peace like me?
Faked Anis: I do.
Faked Palestinian: No. Your aggression is a disguised form of violence.
Faked Anis: We have a conflict about our definitions of violence.
Faked Palestinian: No man, you. You have a conflict. I have no conflict.
Faked Anis: It is difficult, isn't it?
Faked Palestinian: No, it is not difficult. You make it difficult, that's all.
Faked Anis: If you can't have peace with me, how do you want to have peace with the Israelis?
Faked Palestinian: I want peace. You don't want peace. When will you listen to me?
Faked Anis: Bye faked Palestinian.
Faked Palestinian: By faked Anis

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