| Faked Anis: |
Hello faked Palestinian. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Hello faked Anis. |
| Faked Anis: |
I want to ask you about Palestine. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yes? |
| Faked Anis: |
What is Palestine? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
What are you talking about? |
| Faked Anis: |
Palestine. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
It's our country. It is occupied by Israel. |
| Faked Anis: |
Do you want a free Palestine? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Of course. What a silly question. |
| Faked Anis: |
Is it? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yes, there is nothing a Palestinian wants more. |
| Faked Anis: |
I want it. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
I want it, too. |
| Faked Anis: |
Am I a Palestinian? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Sure you are. Your father was born there. |
| Faked Anis: |
I feel Palestinian. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
OK. |
| Faked Anis: |
I also feel German. I live here in Germany and was born here. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
OK. |
| Faked Anis: |
I want the State of Palestine and peace for Israel. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
OK. |
| Faked Anis: |
I want it now. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
We all want it now. But you see how Israel behaves. Jenin! |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes I see that very clearly. Jenin. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
They don't want peace. They control the media. |
| Faked Anis: |
I just wanna be Palestinian. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Sure. |
| Faked Anis: |
Do you know Mansaf? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Of course I know Mansaf. It's delicious. |
| Faked Anis: |
I liked the outdoor parties, you know. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yeah, with Dabka dancing. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yeah and Kharuuf and Mulukheeyeh. And Maqluubeh! |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Delicious. |
| Faked Anis: |
The girls would dress up... |
| Faked Palestinian: |
...and we would be all together... |
| Faked Anis: |
I'd play you some o'my faked songs. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Cool. |
| Faked Anis: |
And will you teach me how to drive a tractor? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Sure. |
| Faked Anis: |
Hey man, and I'm gonna show you some rock'n'roll! |
| Faked Palestinian: |
OK. |
| Faked Anis: |
Well alright, let's go and do it. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
What do you mean? |
| Faked Anis: |
Do it, man, do it! |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yeah but how? |
| Faked Anis: |
What do you mean how? I'm here. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yeah but what do you want to do? |
| Faked Anis: |
Palestine. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
I don't understand. |
| Faked Anis: |
Well, we all want peace, don't we? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yeah, but before the peace the Israelis must... |
| Faked Anis: |
A wop ba baloo bop a whop bam boom |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Now wait a minute! |
| Faked Anis: |
Are you telling me that you are depending on Israel's moods? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Look, they don't let us do it. |
| Faked Anis: |
You're chicken. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Man, there's nothin' we can do. |
| Faked Anis: |
Do you know the Shammouts? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
No. |
| Faked Anis: |
A Palestinian couple of painters. They're great. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
OK. |
| Faked Anis: |
You can google them, they exist. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
When I find the time. We are oppressed. They killed... |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes they killed, we killed. It is a control drama. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
I don't know what you're talking about. |
| Faked Anis: |
We don't have to play this game. There are better games. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
I see no solution. |
| Faked Anis: |
Man, I see a solution. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Nonsense, there is no solution. The UN blew it. |
| Faked Anis: |
Repeat that. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
T-H-E-R-E--I-S--N-O--S-O-L-U-T-I-O-N |
| Faked Anis: |
You know what I think? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
What? |
| Faked Anis: |
You are an armchair Palestinian. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Don't insult me! |
| Faked Anis: |
Same to you. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Why? |
| Faked Anis: |
Because your nihilism insults me. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
And what is your glorious solution? |
| Faked Anis: |
You. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
What?? |
| Faked Anis: |
You are the solution. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
I don't understand. |
| Faked Anis: |
We just come all together and make Palestine. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
The Americans don't let us. |
| Faked Anis: |
Yes yes, my Mama doesn't let us, either. |
| Faked Palestinian: |
You're confusing me. |
| Faked Anis: |
You want Palestine, man? |
| Faked Palestinian: |
Yes of course, I told you. |
| Faked Anis: |
Well, put on your shoes, ya zalami! |
