| Faked Reporter: |
Mister Foreign Minister Fischer. |
| Faked Fischer: |
No. |
| FR: |
Yes.
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| FFischer: |
Now let's see the realities.
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| FR: |
What about Israel? |
| FFischer: |
Israel has a right to defend itself. |
| FR: |
Everybody has, not only Israel. |
| FFischer: |
Yes, but that's different. |
| FR: |
Why? |
| FFischer: |
Because Israel is a democracy. |
| FR: |
And only ten kilometers away are...? |
| FFischer: |
The authoritarian regimes, thank you. |
| FR: |
Does peace have a chance after Powell's failure? |
| FFischer: |
I don't understand your question. |
| FR: |
Many people call for clear words addressed to the USA. |
| FFischer: |
No. Clear words are completely wrong. |
| FR: |
Really? |
| FFischer: |
Yes, they would only poison the climate. |
| FR: |
So we better don't talk about the fat chicken, right? |
| FFischer: |
The what? |
| FR: |
Jenin. |
| FFischer: |
Oh Jenin, yes, I have a statement. |
| FR: |
Which one? |
| FFischer: |
It is right what the UN says about investigations. |
| FR: |
You are very generous, Sir. |
| FFischer: |
That's why I am famous. |
| FR: |
Yes. About Sharon... |
| FFischer: |
Now wait a minute! |
| FR: |
Yes? |
| FFischer: |
Israel is a democracy. |
| FR: |
Sure, now Sharon... |
| FFischer: |
Now hold on! |
| FR: |
Well? |
| FFischer: |
Israel must not be condemned unilaterally. |
| FR: |
Anything else? |
| FFischer: |
Ah, yes: Israel's army must be superior to the Palestinians. |
| FR: |
And the killings in Jenin? |
| FFischer: |
What do you think you're knowing about that? |
| FR: |
Well, a massacre, that's what we saw in the news. |
| FFischer: |
Maybe it was only an accident. Do you know that? |
| FR: |
Well, they... |
| FFischer: |
So there you are. You have no idea about what's goin' on. |
| FR: |
Of course Sharon did... |
| FFischer: |
Now won't you shut up! |
| FR: |
So you think Jenin was alright? |
| FFischer: |
Look, if you only had an idea about the existential fears of Israel... |
| FR: |
Is it not all the same, killing and killing? |
| FFischer: |
No of course not. Look, they are Israelis! |
| FR: |
So? |
| FFischer: |
Have you never heard about kosher killing? |
| FR: |
Now this is disgusting, Mr. faked Foreign Minister. |
| FFischer: |
You are being anti-Semitic! |
| FR: |
Sharon has... |
| FFischer: |
Anti-Zionist! Anti-Semite! You are anti-everything. |
| FR: |
Sorry. Now, how will it go on? |
| FFischer: |
This is of course up to the quartet. |
| FR: |
Oh yes, USA + UN + EU + Russia. |
| FFischer: |
Yeah: the quartet. |
| FR: |
Ah, the quartet. |
| FFischer: |
The quartet will deal with this in its own good time. |
| FR: |
But can the quartet make it? |
| FFischer: |
Of course, it is the quartet. |
| FR: |
And what are the plans? |
| FFischer: |
Well, this is up to the quartet. |
| FR: |
Of course. |
| FFischer: |
You have no idea of how good the quartet really is. |
| FR: |
I think I can imagine. |
| FFischer: |
The Palestinians missed their chance under Barak. |
| FR: |
Too bad. |
| FFischer: |
Yes. You see, it's their own fault. |
| FR: |
Is this where the kosher killing thing is from? |
| FFischer: |
Israel must defend itself. |
| FR: |
What do you think about the human rights? |
| FFischer: |
Aaah, so you're picking on me now, are you!? |
| FR: |
Sorry, Sir. I meant: the Palestinians are completely violent. |
| FFischer: |
They are authoritarian. |
| FR: |
Palestinian is the Nigger of the world. |
| FFischer: |
Yet they are more civilized than their neighbors. |
| FR: |
What, neighbor countries, you mean? |
| FFischer: |
Yes, because the Palestinians have an idea about democracy. |
| FR: |
Because of the suffering? |
| FFischer: |
No, because of Israel. |
| FR: |
Oh yes, Israel, completely slipped my mind, Sharon... |
| FFischer: |
No, not Sharon! Democracy, I say. |
| FR: |
Oh yes, Ariel Democracy... |
| FFischer: |
Palestinian violence is anti-Semitic! |
| FR: |
You mean Palestinian resistance. |
| FFischer: |
Yes. It is authoritarian and inhumane. |
| FR: |
Have the Palestinians any rights at all? |
| FFischer: |
They have exactly the same rights as everybody else. |
| FR: |
But how, if they cannot criticize Israel? |
| FFischer: |
This is not my business. |
| FR: |
Mr. FFischer, you are such a tender person. |
| FFischer: |
Thank you, I do my best. |
| FR: |
So what if Israel commits another massacre? |
| FFischer: |
This is up to the Israelis and the Palestinians themselves. |
| FR: |
But President Rau just said... |
| FFischer: |
Look: the Palestinians live in permanent danger. |
| FR: |
The Palestinians? |
| FFischer: |
The Israelis, the Israelis, sorry! |
